I am embarrassing to be with..!
Oh My Goodness!!
Yesterday we went to the local shopping parade as I wanted to replace/update some make-up. I use a concealer and foundation most days as I have a different colour patch of skin across my forehead and I like to cover it up unless I am in my pyjamas. (This limits who sees it!)
I had a splendid quarter of an hour browsing the different products that have been developed since I last bought face gunk.
When we reached the till there were several people queuing (suitably socially distanced) and there was a quiet hum of interaction around us.
As we were being served, I spoke to the young girl abut the array of perfumes along the wall behind her. Because of the plastic screen between us and my facemask I had to speak quite loudly, and I then meant to ask,
"Do you have testers?" (of the various perfumes)
but instead said,
"Do you have testes?"
The shop around us erupted in laughter as I then went on to apologise and say that I didn't mean that she looked like a man....
As usual, it was embarrassing to be with me.
(A good giggle though...!)
Take care,
Tracey xx
That is just the sort of gaff I would make. At least it sounds like you gave a few people a good giggle - myself and my husband included!
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